Special brownie recipe - Let's see, I found a funny joke, but not the kind of brownies that those folks were looking for, I'm pretty sure.
Brother sister confessions - Yeah, nice picture of kids hands - not really sure what these folks were shooting for here.
Two people were actually looking for me. Imagine that - stumbled across my blog (and also a few other websites that I show up on)
"cats are gross" - Well, that one's self explanatory...and true. Hope they enjoyed the cricket legs.
Toilet bowl building - Now why on earth would you be looking for THIS building on my website?
Accident cart down escalator bed bath and beyond - OOO. Sounds like it might hurt - but it really didn't happen here.
Confessions of a business woman - I guess this is more on the level...then again probably not.
Confessions of a call woman - A CALL WOMAN? Now come on...that's just strange.
Cornhole definition - Well, this one is plainly my fault. Now we all know what it means.
Gross cats - Yeah, they are still gross further down my list.
Mad croc - no, not an angry toothy green critter, but gum that came in a weird stay up all night pack for gamers.
I need someone to make a scripted phone call for me - Sorry. Can't help you there.
Pneumonia and vacation - Hope that you didn't have it while ON vacation, because one of my kids did have it and he took a mini-vacation that just wasn't any fun.
Santa is not a woman - Now, I'm not 100% sure, but I've been told my whole life that Santa isn't a woman. Not sure how this got them to my blog, but I'm glad to confirm their suspicions.
Smallest jar - My little bitty is full of mustard. What's your full of?
Stove fire - Yeah, that was all on me. And sadly there were three posts about it: 1, 2, and 3
Oxyclean was a favorite last year apparently. Folks were looking for oxyclean on the mattress, the oxyclean man, oxyclean blood (it really does work) and the odd oxyclean ceiling, and they all found me. Wonder what they have on their ceiling that they need to get down? We got dry erase out of carpet, and blood out of all kinds of stuff in the middle of the night. And for the person searching for oxyclean on the mattress? Well, it works on that too.
And of course folks looking for well behaved women, well behaved women buttons, and asking the question "i am so well behaved, i am not?"
When were woman first allowed at school - Why are you asking me and how on earth would I know?
Why cats are gross - I guess lots of other folks think cats are gross too.
And to those looking for ceiling art, a floppy hat, or the phrase born in a barn, well, they are all here too.
And last but not least, my favorite message from my computer - my old computer: You do not have permission to shut down and restart this computer. Yeah, my absolute favorite.
1 comment:
Hilarious. I love this stuff! There are some weirdos out there.
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