Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Things Kids Say #7

I know we just had one of these a few posts back, but they are coming out with doozies these days. This was a conversation that took place in the van a few days back. If this is what they talk about in front of me, I can't even begin to imagine what they are saying when no grown-ups are present.

Ian: Sam's a gir-ral.
Sam: NO I'M NOT!!!
Ian: Yes you are - you are a gir-ral.
Me: No he's not. He has boy parts.

Silence...

Me: You know that girl parts are different than boy parts, right?
Sam: They are? how?
Me: Well, girl parts are on the inside.

Silence...

Sam: Boys are better than girls.
Me: Why's that Sam?
Sam: Because boys can do Zen Headbutt, but girls can only do Headbutt.

Uhhhh...yeah.

1 comment:

Rose&Thorn said...

A real classic - I have to find a way to use the expression "Zen Headbutt" in a sentence today!