Ian: Sam's a gir-ral.
Sam: NO I'M NOT!!!
Ian: Yes you are - you are a gir-ral.
Me: No he's not. He has boy parts.
Me: You know that girl parts are different than boy parts, right?
Sam: They are? how?
Me: Well, girl parts are on the inside.
Sam: Boys are better than girls.
Me: Why's that Sam?