Two little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
That was the story in our house, and here's a picture of the sad little monkey:
Then, of course, there's Battleship on Mom's PDA while we wait for the anesthesia to set in:
And the finale to this tale are the SEVEN staples in the little monkey's head,
and of course the wise words from the doctor, the nurse, the triage nurse, the children's triage nurse, the patient services lady, the nurse's aide, Mom, Dad, and the discharge lady " NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!"
-Suzie (the sad little monkey's mommy)