Did you know?

Here are 13 things I bet you didn't know about me:

1. I get physically uncomfortable when the TV volume is on an odd number.
2. I make my kids order their own food at restaurants - and have since they could talk.
3. I have FIVE holes in my ears, which has nothing to do with the volume of the TV, so the odd number doesn't make me uncomfortable.
4. I clip my toenails to relieve stress.
5. I used to get my hair cut to relieve stress, then I got a few bad cuts and that stressed me out more than it helped, so I stopped.
6. I don't cook. I actually avoid cooking as much as possible because I dislike it that much.
7. When I was in college I made my Dad fly my dead (and frozen, of course) guinea pig back home to Texas to be buried next to my collection of other dead animals.
8. I am a night owl - a real night owl. If the world operated from 11am until about midnight (instead of this silly 7am to 6 pm) I'd be a much happier camper.
9. I love watching cheerleaders compete and perform.
10. I am afraid of scary, scary movies. I don't see them because they give me nightmares. I'm even afraid of sort of scary movies. Still.
11. I dislike Elvis, John Wayne, and hot dogs.
12. My husband calls me un-American because of the last item.
13. I have never worn makeup, with the exception of my 7th grade year when I wore eyeliner. Thick heavy black eyeliner. Oh yeah, and my wedding. I did wear make up at my wedding.