Google games. hadn't heard of them, but just ran across one. Type your name + needs into Google and see what pops up. Here's what I got - how about you?
"Now is the time to think about Suzie's needs."
"Suzie needs $600."
Not really, but hey, if you are sharing...
"Suzie needs her curtains taken down, washed and put back up, the freezer defrosted and the floors scrubbed."
I whole heartedly support this one!
"Suzie Needs To Shut It"
Heard this in nicer terms in my three year old pre-school class (when I was 3, of course!)
"Suzie needs a flu shot but she hasn’t had one yet"
Kind of random.
"Suzie needs to calm the f*** down"
Well, this isn't the first time I've heard this one
"Suzie needs to find a solution which will allow her to take the rest of the year off work"
"Suzie needs to know if anybody needs to be added or deleted"
"Suzie needs to buy six 33- cent stamps using EXACT change"
OOO - This one has story problem written all over it
This one tops it all - and I'm not making this up (found it here):
"Suzie needs to think about the fact that there's no escape from Tom."
BWA HA HA!!!!